Hair today, more tomorrow.

I got a haircut today, and right in the middle of it, without so much as a how-do-you-do, this nutty hair cutter sticks a comb in my right eyebrow and runs the clipper over it, giving me my first eyebrow trim. Not only have I never been offered one (well, I guess I still haven't actually been "offered"), I've never even heard of it before.

Am I starting to get gross, old-man long hairs in my old age? You be the judge: