I'm #1!!!

Here is a list of words and phrases you can enter into google's blog search that bring up my blog as the #1 (and in most cases, only) result:

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"moron who's running FEMA"
"crazy puerto rican housemate"
"bill greene" (yikes, I may get a call)
"oceanography fun fact"