Tired Old White Men Commission

So the Iraq Commission I alluded to in my previous post that's supposed to find a way to get us out of Jackass's miserable mess, consists almost entirely of tired old white men, retreads from previous administrations. There is also a tired old black man (Vernon Jordan), plus a white woman (Sandra Day O'Connor) so tired she had to retire from a job that comes with three months vacation a year. Somehow this is supposed to be promising.

Hey dumbasses, here is a two-stop plan for getting the U.S. out of Iraq:

1) Send a bunch of airplanes in.
2) Fly everyone the fuck out.