Super Bowl

Sunday is the Super Bowl. At first I wasn't sure who to root for, but I'm going to have to go with the Steelers. The reasons:

1. I sort of have the impression that Paul Allen is a douchebag.
2. In addition to the Seahawks, he owns my former-and-never-again cable TV provider, Charter Communications, which as a company is definitely a douchebag.
3. If Seattle loses, the people there are still living in a nice city. People from Pittsburgh don't have much else.
4. It doesn't get very cold in Seattle, and only drizzles lightly, but the latte-swilling weenies who pass for football fans there need a stadium with a high-tech cantalevered roof that covers the seats. Pittsburgh has horrible winter weather, but the fans sit out in the open, as the good lord intended.
5. I'm a Dolphins fan, so I generally favor the AFC.
6. I think the Steelers are going to win anyway.