I'm So Ashamed of Myself

Time: this morning around 11:00 AM
Place: my front door

Nice lady: "Hi, I'm from the First Baptist Church and I was going through the neighborhood letting people know that we're having our annual..."
Me: "Sorry, not interested. I'm not a Baptist."
Nice lady: "Oh, that's allright. We don't have anything against any denomination."
Me: "Yeah, but I do."

I think she was already a little freaked out when she saw that there were two guys living there, one of them a big sweaty muscular black guy doing housework without a shirt in the background.